Happy Birthday Tom!
I made you a sex.
I mean cake, I made you a cake!
Happy Birthday Tom!
I made you a sex.
I mean cake, I made you a cake!
The mightiest!
Texts 8 people…none reply.
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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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DON’T be afraid?!
You’re just telling me now?!
I need a copy of this book.
“Eat your lima beans you bitch!”
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
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